It’s in the garage.
Leaning against the wall.
Has been for months.
You didn’t plan for it to live there.
But it does.
You upgraded the kitchen.
Or it died.
Or it came with the house.
You slid it into the garage and said,
“I’ll sort it later.”
Later never turned up.
Now it’s just another lump taking up space.
Be honest.
The garage isn’t some organised workshop.
It’s:
Old mower.
Random timber.
Half-empty paint tins.
Kids bikes with flat tyres.
Boxes you haven’t opened since the last move.
And now a dishwasher.
It doesn’t fit anywhere properly.
It’s just… there.
You walk past it every weekend.
Still there.
If you were going to sell it, you would’ve done it already.
You’ll list it.
Answer three messages.
Get “what’s your best price”. Then silence.
Meanwhile it’s still sitting there.
You replaced it for a reason.
It annoyed you enough to get a new one.
Now you’re suddenly going to pull it apart and become an appliance technician?
Yeah right.
Sure.
It’s metal.
But it’s also:
Heavy.
Awkward.
Dirty.
Still holding water in the bottom.
You don’t casually throw it in the car.
It’s a job.
And jobs get pushed down the list.
It’s not urgent.
No one’s making you move it.
So it stays.
Week after week.
Until…
It’s not when you decide.
It’s when she decides.
You know the conversation.
“Why is that still in the garage?”
“How long has that been there?”
“Are you actually going to do something with it?”
You say,
“Yeah yeah I’ll sort it.”
You don’t.
Then it gets brought up again.
And again.
That’s usually when it finally moves.
Not because of cost.
Not because of recycling.
Because someone’s sick of looking at it.
You’ve really got two options.
Keep stepping around it.
Or get it gone.
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If it’s been in the garage for three months already…
You’re not suddenly going to deal with it this weekend.
You’ll deal with it when it becomes annoying enough.
Or when you get told to.
Either way — once it’s gone, the garage feels bigger instantly.
Funny how that works.